I guess I have just been feeling the missionary spirit a lot lately, but I have been thinking about it and I would like to urge you to share My Religious Blog with your non-member friends. If you are hesitant to approach them with something gospel related, just give them the link and tell them it is a blog about Regis Philbin. No matter how you get them here, when they do come here, I would like them to read the message below:
Hello brother and/or sister,
Thank you for visiting my religious blog. If you are having a difficult time understanding some of the posts you are reading, that makes sense. But I would like to invite you to have a couple of young men come visit you at your house and help explain these jokes to you and your family.
If you like rap music, they will also have very special cassette to share with you.
Love, Brother Gatsby (former DL)
Here are some pass-along cards you can print out if that will help: