Thursday, October 9, 2008

Puns Of Perdition

I have an idea for a new sandwich spread for Mormons. It's called The Miracle Whip Of Forgiveness.

It would be more tangy than regular mayonnaise, but it would also make you feel more guilty than regular mayonnaise.

7 comments:

Cindy said...

Stay away from Hellmann's Mayo.

Gatsby said...

Don't worry I will.

Ever since I was a kid and I read the scripture "wo unto the liar for he will be thrust into Hellman's Mayo", I have always told the truth.

~*Holla at a PLAYA*~ said...

...WAHAAAA....LOL....

SayitwithanH said...

I also stay away from the devils eggas and his food cake. Although many a minute has been spent on my knees in prayer and supplication because of my weakness at some ward bbq or picnic. I am trying to bring angels food cake, yet no one but the dieters seem to be tempted. *sigh* Calling evil good. ;)

Sally said...

Actually....Kraft should be awesome. That's probably what make's all Mormon woman so crafty. We eat Kraft Mayo at enrichment night.

T.R. said...

Cindy, you misspelled "Helaman's"

eped said...

licorice whip of, um, unforgiveness? condemnation? see, this is why I shouldn't be allowed near a religious blog. I'm told that the worse your puns, the more likely you are to become a bishop. but I don't think you have anything to worry about, Gatsby.