Word of Wisdom FAQ:
Q. Is it okay to drink wine like they did in the Bible days?
A. That’s a complicated question. You see there were two different kinds of wine back in Biblical times: New Wine (which is basically grape juice) and Old Wine (which has been allowed to ferment).
It is okay to drink New Wine (juice box), but Old Wine (alcoholic) is an abomination to the Lord.
Good Musical Taste FAQ:
Q. Is it okay to listen to the song Red Red Wine?
A. That is also a complicated question. You see there are three main versions of the song Red Red Wine: Old Red Red Wine (written and recorded by 70s crooner Neil Diamond), Good Red Red Wine (cover by Jamaican singer Tony Tribe), and New Red Red Wine (as performed by faux-Jamaican cover-artists UB40).
It is okay to listen to Good Red Red Wine (rocksteady version). But Old Red Red Wine (soft rock) is generally frowned upon and New Red Red Wine (UB40 tripe) is an abomination to my ears.