1000 years on earth is equal to one day in heaven.
(I learned that from reading Abraham 3:4)
Two hours in Stake Conference is equal to about 15 hours outside of Stake Conference.
(I learned that from accidentally going to Stake Conference once)
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Shouldn't that one hour of conference erase a multitude of sins? And how much is a multitude really?
It appears that you have accumulated some rollover hours. And they don't expire, right?
Silly. Everybody knows stake conference is a free Sunday.
Can we come up with a "twins paradox for stake conference" so by the time they die, one of them is actually several years older because he actually went to stake conference?
It would probably make it into the BYU Physics curriculum...
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