Saturday, December 27, 2008

Stories From My Mission (part four)

One time on my mission, there were some people who were going around distributing anti-Mormon literature. So I printed up some anti-anti-Mormon literature and started passing that out.

I guess that must have made them pretty mad because a couple days later, they were handing out anti-anti-anti-Mormon literature.

So of course, I made some anti-anti-anti-anti Mormon literature and they responded with some anti-anti-anti-anti-anti Mormon literature.

So then I started distributing some PRO-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti Mormon literature. And they weren’t paying attention, so they just followed the pattern we had established and they put out some anti-pro-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti Mormon literature – which if you think about it, is the same as pro-Mormon literature.

When they realized what they had done, they were so ashamed that they skipped town and we never heard from them again.

It was awesome.

4 comments:

TJ said...

nice, the ole Wilma and Fred routine.

Gatsby said...

Yep. That's the one!

It also worked when asking them to get baptised.

ME: Will you be baptised?
THEM: No
ME: Yes
THEM: No
ME: Yes
THEM: No
ME: No
THEM: Yes

*splash!*

Nate or Sarah said...

I remember that. That was awesome.

Rusty! said...

Also worked well for Bugs Bunny having Daffy Duck get shot by Elmer Fudd and not himself.