One time on my mission, there were some people who were going around distributing anti-Mormon literature. So I printed up some anti-anti-Mormon literature and started passing that out.
I guess that must have made them pretty mad because a couple days later, they were handing out anti-anti-anti-Mormon literature.
So of course, I made some anti-anti-anti-anti Mormon literature and they responded with some anti-anti-anti-anti-anti Mormon literature.
So then I started distributing some PRO-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti Mormon literature. And they weren’t paying attention, so they just followed the pattern we had established and they put out some anti-pro-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti Mormon literature – which if you think about it, is the same as pro-Mormon literature.
When they realized what they had done, they were so ashamed that they skipped town and we never heard from them again.
It was awesome.