Saturday, December 27, 2008

Stories From My Mission (part four)

One time on my mission, there were some people who were going around distributing anti-Mormon literature. So I printed up some anti-anti-Mormon literature and started passing that out.

I guess that must have made them pretty mad because a couple days later, they were handing out anti-anti-anti-Mormon literature.

So of course, I made some anti-anti-anti-anti Mormon literature and they responded with some anti-anti-anti-anti-anti Mormon literature.

So then I started distributing some PRO-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti Mormon literature. And they weren’t paying attention, so they just followed the pattern we had established and they put out some anti-pro-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti Mormon literature – which if you think about it, is the same as pro-Mormon literature.

When they realized what they had done, they were so ashamed that they skipped town and we never heard from them again.

It was awesome.


TJ said...

nice, the ole Wilma and Fred routine.

Gatsby said...

Yep. That's the one!

It also worked when asking them to get baptised.

ME: Will you be baptised?
ME: Yes
ME: Yes
ME: No


Nate or Sarah said...

I remember that. That was awesome.

Rusty! said...

Also worked well for Bugs Bunny having Daffy Duck get shot by Elmer Fudd and not himself.