Tuesday, January 27, 2009

Deep Doctrine

The scriptures teach that there are many different worlds out there that are populated by our spirit brothers and sisters. So when I hear people argue about if there is or isn’t life in outer space, I have to laugh. Because we know that there is.

But that doesn't mean we believe that aliens are little green men, like you see on TV, who fly around on hover boots shooting laser guns at giant lizard creatures.

No, we know that they are human beings who look just like you and me (also created in His image) who fly around on hover boots shooting laser guns at giant lizard creatures.

16 comments:

miss shortcake said...

I have to limit my exposure to your blog. Reading constantly results in food being spat out all over my laptop screen. Thanks! :)

Becoming LDS said...

Funny. Liked this post.

Melissa said...

Do you think their kids throw Cheerios in Sacrament Meeting also?

eped said...

and they're all made of hinges

Brethart77 said...

And we shouldn't forget the Lizard men who fly in un-earthly ships and are trying to control our minds (tempt us) to sin against God.

(And while we were yet in the Spirit, the Lord commanded us that we should write the vision; for we beheld Satan, that old serpent, even the devil, who rebelled against God, and sought to take the kingdom of our God and his Christ) D&C 76

Suzy said...

And we all know they don't anal probe either. For that would be a sin.

n8_bert said...

Apparently Suzy has never been abducted. Ignorance is bliss.

Steve said...

Yeah, LDS have the inside scoop on outer space stuff.
LDS also know there are men who live on the moon who dress like Quakers and don't to forget that race of people living on the sun.

Robert Vollman said...

I saw a documentary on this once. Aliens don't look exactly like humans. For example, some of them have pointed ears and others have bumpy foreheads. But either way, you are right about them all wearing boots.

Anonymous said...

Gatsby,I'm old and sick,and my daughter is young and sick,and you just made my day!

Untypically Jia said...

You're killing me here. I'm gonna get nothing done today LOL!

Sally said...

So, your saying they don't look like Marvin the Martian? I am seriously disappointed

Tiffany said...

Mysteries revealed. It's hard being the ones with all the answers, isn't it?

Noah said...

Um, I am curious. What bout those quakers on the moon?

If they are basically people like us, a host of other questions need to be answered.

If they aren't there, and I'm not trying to blaspheme, how many other times was J.Smith toking up.

Noah said...

Um, I am curious. What bout those quakers on the moon?

If they are basically people like us, a host of other questions need to be answered.

If they aren't there, and I'm not trying to blaspheme, how many other times was J.Smith toking up.

Caty said...

I know what you mean! I'm like, Where did they get GREEN from? Why WOULDN'T they look like us? Haha