Friday, February 20, 2009

A Movie Pitch

God's Army 3: The Curious Case of Elder Button

About a missionary who starts his mission as a well-seasoned and experienced A.P., but leaves the mission as a greenie.

Give me a call, Dutcher!

14 comments:

Jeremy said...

I smell an Oscar!

Evan said...

Dutcher left the Church. He is soooo not allowed to make Mormon movies anymore! ;)

Gatsby said...

Huh. I didn't realize he was ever in the church.

Ricky Schroeder said...

Can I play the missionary?

Gatsby said...

When the real Brother Schroeder comes, he is not going to like you messing with his good name like that.

And I just hope you don't scare him off.

The Real Rick Schroeder said...

Who is this charlatan?

Scott said...

Actually, come to think of it, I started my mission as a relatively mature and spiritual guy...and came home as a complete imbecile who laughed at potty humor.

So...I would like some royalties.

(California Mormons are all about the $$)

Tiffany said...

You're on to something here. If you write it, Schroeder will come...

buck4055 said...

Orrrrrr ... maybe Jonathon Winters could play the missionary when he arrives, and Kirby Heybourne could play him when he goes home.

Gatsby said...

Jonathan Winters! Ha.

Nice refrence.

And I hope you are right, Sister Tif.

Can I call you Sister Tif?

temparoo said...

Regis Dutcher,

Sounds like a great missionary tool. Maybe to help our fellow non members understand the gospel we could include a action packed car chase, and and a steamy scene. maybe he has amnesia and confuses his fortune cookie advice with his patriarchial blessing, and follow shis the cookie. More ideas on my blog. Love your blog!

Annie Miller said...

Great blog!

brossettelewis said...

Dear fake posters,
You are going to be thrust through the gates of Hell for mocking/impersonating Ricky Schroeder.

Gatsby,
You movie pitch is totally solid. I can see a "Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog"-esk cult following. Not cult as in mormon cult, cult as in cult cult, not like the devil cult though, just a cult.

Beth Benson said...

i'm pretty sure i'd watch it