i especially like how all of the "women only" hymns are omitted from the guy's book and vice versa.
i always feel awkward flipping through a hymn book with guys and going really fast past songs like "As Women in Zion" because the church just shouldn't stand for segregation in singing like that.
Perhaps I could feign offense, because we all know that every good religious joke--no matter how innocent or well-intended--*must* offend at least *one* person who will whine and cry and scream "sacrilege!"
Okay, so maybe that was a bit biting, but I'm sure most of you have encountered those kind of things. ;)
Anyway, my wife and I got a real kick out of that. Thanks for sharing. We're going to go right down to Deseret Book and get our monogrammed set now!
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22 comments:
nice.
I've been waiting for your next post; you did not disappoint! LOL.
Love it.
We actually registered for those when we got married but sadly we didn't get them as requested.
hee, hee, hee.
I, too, was wondering what clever thing you'd come up with for your next post.
I like.
Are those available at the Distribution Center yet? :)
I think Holdinator can make this happen.
Love it!
haha. . . sign me up.
When you're sealed in the temple, you can get one that says "OUYRS."
Are you suppose to really sing?
This brightened my day. Not even joking; I don't even know how you do it!
i was reared believing it was "hymns" and "hyrms".
what works, works.
What? No April Fool's Day post?
i invented that. my job is inventor. u.s. patent holder
haha! that's great!
That's delightful. :)
i especially like how all of the "women only" hymns are omitted from the guy's book and vice versa.
i always feel awkward flipping through a hymn book with guys and going really fast past songs like "As Women in Zion" because the church just shouldn't stand for segregation in singing like that.
HILARIOUS :)
Perhaps I could feign offense, because we all know that every good religious joke--no matter how innocent or well-intended--*must* offend at least *one* person who will whine and cry and scream "sacrilege!"
Okay, so maybe that was a bit biting, but I'm sure most of you have encountered those kind of things. ;)
Anyway, my wife and I got a real kick out of that. Thanks for sharing. We're going to go right down to Deseret Book and get our monogrammed set now!
How many couples would have been saved thousands of dollars in counseling if these books had been available for purchase earlier?
You're not only making us laugh, you're saving marriages!
baaa ahaa ha ha haaa
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