Smart kid, he may even be looking for the sight lines and counting all the possible exits. Maybe he noticed that one of the teachers preparing the sacrament is left handed and that the best place to look for a baggie filled with Cheerios is on the back row, and at this altitude he can run right out the front doors before his hands start shaking.
Not too long ago I looked down in sacrament to see what my 5 year old was doing. He looked up at me with kind of a, is this wrong look. Then I noticed the picture of Christ on the program holding a green light saber.
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9 comments:
I laughed out loud.
I think everyone, everywhere can relate to the "lesson"...
That's cool that he did that. My 3-year old just says he wants to leave
Too funny. Keep those lessons coming...
Smart kid, he may even be looking for the sight lines and counting all the possible exits. Maybe he noticed that one of the teachers preparing the sacrament is left handed and that the best place to look for a baggie filled with Cheerios is on the back row, and at this altitude he can run right out the front doors before his hands start shaking.
I'll remember that next month when I speak.
Reminds me of when my six-year-old gave me her handwritten advice in church: "Follow the Profits".
nice!
Ash thinks every hymn is the closing hymn. at the end of each one she's like "ALL DONE!" with genuine enthusiasm.
Oh my gosh! I am laughing so hard right now! Glad to know it's not just me and mine who have these thoughts on Dry Council Day!
Not too long ago I looked down in sacrament to see what my 5 year old was doing. He looked up at me with kind of a, is this wrong look. Then I noticed the picture of Christ on the program holding a green light saber.
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