Use short names, they're easier to remember. And don't try to be cute. I named one of my blessings "Horrible Dismemberment," and now no one will say amen to my prayers.
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13 comments:
I am sure you over counted. The correct answer was 42.
What do you get when you multiply six by nine?
Were you upon life's billows and tempest tossed before you counted them? I think that helps you.
That many? Lucky you. I should count more slowly. Or Slowly more. Or Slow. Will that give me more?
And along with Rusty's question, did angels attend? I understand that helps, too.
when you count a blessing twice it becomes void...sorry! I'd be more careful next time.
Bah! Only 52? I have WAY more blessing than that! I'm seriously SO blessed.
Noah counted his blessings two-by-two and he had a lot of blessings.
Is this post really a cry for help? Have you been discouraged, thinking all is lost?
Any surprises?
52 is the number of days it took Nehemiah and his peeps to rebuild Jerusalem.
Coincidence? I think not.
Use short names, they're easier to remember. And don't try to be cute. I named one of my blessings "Horrible Dismemberment," and now no one will say amen to my prayers.
-Adam Greenwood
www.jrganymede.com
Oh, and don't name your blessings "one by one." Rookie mistake.
-Adam Greenwood
www.jrganymede.com
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