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Wednesday, April 22, 2009
Puns Of Perdition
Whenever I make breaded boneless chicken strips, I try to use them as an opportunity to share the gospel, so I call them Chicken Tender Mercies and I tell people that the secret ingredient is faith.
You know, I had some Faith like a Mustard Seed sauce on a sandwich once. I know it was the "Faith" kind because later, I got sick and moved a "mountains."
your blog is hilarious. and no lie, i have a autographed photo of Paul Walker that says, "To Shannon, CTR, Love Paul." He grew up in my aunt and uncle's ward in CA and they gave that to me for my birthday a while back. CTR Paul, CTR!
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16 comments:
Is the dipping sauce Honey Faith like a Mustard Seed?
Very nice, Brother Rusty!
You know, I had some Faith like a Mustard Seed sauce on a sandwich once. I know it was the "Faith" kind because later, I got sick and moved a "mountains."
You're compliments do not go unnoticed, Brother Matsby!
How bout "Pickled Perfection" to go with the Chicken Tender Mercies? And both dipped in cornmeal! Yummy and inspiring!
darn, you guys, you have me rolling.
... a little taste of Heaven maybe...
Oh you make me laugh!
Can we please hang out? I think your blog is hilarious. I am not usually this creepy.
Hey, can you create a schrodernacle banner so I can post it proudly on my blog?
PS: Christian, Matsby is very unpleasant in person. I am warning you.
your blog is hilarious. and no lie, i have a autographed photo of Paul Walker that says, "To Shannon, CTR, Love Paul." He grew up in my aunt and uncle's ward in CA and they gave that to me for my birthday a while back. CTR Paul, CTR!
I love all your Jack Handey-esque posts. You may have invented a new style. I would call it Jack Mormon Handey.
Yum. Chicken tender mercies!
A lot of funny stuff in these comments. Good job, brothers and sisters.
And yeah Brother Christian, we can definitely hang out. But Brother Brookes (TR) is right, you may not enjoy it.
Also Brother Brookes, explain what a Schroedernacle Banner is and I will happily make it for you.
Oh my! I'm afraid I might go to the terrestrial kingdom for laughing so hard!
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