Wednesday, April 29, 2009

Retraction

So the Bishopric came by the house last night to visit me. And this is kind of embarrassing, but... um... I guess I misunderstood that whole thing about having my calling and election made sure

Anyway, I guess I am also going to have to apologize to all the ward members I called "suckers" Sunday as I was jumping up and down running out of Sacrament Meeting on my way to IHOP

And I guess I owe that girl at IHOP a tip after all. 

10 comments:

Lori Ann said...

I think you might have actually had it, but your prideful display at church and lack of tip at the IHOP made God rethink. I think there are going to be a lot of cheap tippers who are suprised to find themselves in a lower degree of glory!

Matsby said...

I think once your calling and election is made sure, it cannot be made unsure.

But if your calling and election is made possible, there is the possibility of it being made not so possible.

Tiffany said...

I made that mistake once. So embarrassing.

Noelle said...

Maybe you just got a calling, no election.

Anonymous said...

Opps.

tenorios said...

i found your blog randomly. im not a luker, so this is me leaving a comment... & not being a creppy luker.

p.s
and your blog put a huge smile on my face.

I Am Boymom said...

Maybe there was an election, but no calling and you won, but then there was a recount because of some ballot tampering and you lost in the run-off to the guy who didn't bash Elder's Quorum. You know how political these things can get.

rameumptom said...

I'm thinking that you originally had earned it, but Al Franken asked for a recount, and he's now taking your place.

What a bummer. At least you are funny.

Zack said...

Silly. You have to wait for a sustaining vote. THEN you can go kill hookers and give LSD to LDS babies.

Jake Garn said...

The bishopric came to your house and you answered the door? You need a peep-hole my friend.