Westley: Oh, what I wouldn't give for a large hat and a magical rock. Inigo Montoya: There, we cannot help you. Fezzik: [produces a large hat and miracle rock] Will this do? Inigo Montoya: Where did you get that? Fezzik: At Miracle Joe's. It fits so nice, he said I could keep it.
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8 comments:
I confess - my husband hates puns and I am constantly stealing yours to torture him! THANK YOU OH SO VERY MUCH!
That one took me a minute but it was worth it! Awesome.
Thanks Mats. That was awesome.
Sniff! It almost made me want to cry, it was so touching of a tribute.
I once tried opening a seal book, but my flippers just wouldn't cooperate.
Reading a "seal" book. Impossible, unless...
Westley: Oh, what I wouldn't give for a large hat and a magical rock.
Inigo Montoya: There, we cannot help you.
Fezzik: [produces a large hat and miracle rock] Will this do?
Inigo Montoya: Where did you get that?
Fezzik: At Miracle Joe's. It fits so nice, he said I could keep it.
So Funny
Took a couple seconds, but once again it was brilliant.
i. will. be. giggling. about. this. all. day.
yes, yes, my life is kind of sad.
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