I would have to see the nutritional facts before I go parting with my only birthright...Hey, all birthrights are not created the same, so how does that work?
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7 comments:
what a mess
Does 1 packet = 1 mess? If so, you might still owe somebody some birthright. But if the whole box is a mess...well, yeah. What a steal!
If you were to sell all 55 packets in a box, would you then have 55 birthrights?
Wouldn't the parents of those who sold their souls be surprised to see you come in the door, sit down at the table and say, "Mom, what's for dinner?"
Oh you crack me up...
Wow, makes me wish I still had my birthright! Stupid sale on Combos...
I would have to see the nutritional facts before I go parting with my only birthright...Hey, all birthrights are not created the same, so how does that work?
So your telling me my birthright is sitting in a cupboard next to the froot loops? Whoda thunk!
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