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Friday, May 29, 2009
A Stupor Of Thought
I know that looking at pictures of immodest women on the internet is against the Law Of Chastity, but in the case that one is looking at pictures of Tila Tequila, is that also against the Word Of Wisdom?
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Yeah, I'm pretty sure that wisdom and wanting to look at Tila Tequila don't mix.
I do believe it is a safe bet that we all should double our efforts to avoid viewing such wenches. I mean, looking at her is really like doubling the sin points against your soul. SERIOUSLY
Wasn't it just in the last confrence that someone said "bretheren, you should avoid innaproapriate content on the internet, no matter its source. But I especially urge you to avoid Tila Tequila's Myspace page because not only is it a sin, but she also totally looks like a gremlin"?
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Yeah, I'm pretty sure that wisdom and wanting to look at Tila Tequila don't mix.
-Adam Greenwood
Going to Google to see what a "Tila Tequila" is...
(Regretting the aforementioned decision.)
I do believe it is a safe bet that we all should double our efforts to avoid viewing such wenches. I mean, looking at her is really like doubling the sin points against your soul. SERIOUSLY
Plus she's not that cute anyway.
Wasn't it just in the last confrence that someone said "bretheren, you should avoid innaproapriate content on the internet, no matter its source. But I especially urge you to avoid Tila Tequila's Myspace page because not only is it a sin, but she also totally looks like a gremlin"?
That made me burst out laughing. Scared the dog.
coke zero just shot out my nose. It was totally worth it.
Ummm...looking at Tila is against all laws of nature!
Because tequila is an alcoholic beverage. Word of wisdom. Yeah. She's a famous internet... person.
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