Seriously you must be the most unproductive employee and husband eva! You hand craft these morsels with such finesse. I am glad you took it seriously to hone this gift and share it with your brothers and sisters.
That's funny, 'cause when I saw your "mormon of the week," I thought to myself: "I think I must have 'Ricky Schro-dar'" because I can always recognize a Rick Schroder even when he is in disguise. Come to think of it, isn't that one of the gifts of the spirit?
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Seriously you must be the most unproductive employee and husband eva! You hand craft these morsels with such finesse. I am glad you took it seriously to hone this gift and share it with your brothers and sisters.
Sister BrossetteLewis
You're right. You have no idea how much time I sometimes put into stupid little things. Sometimes hours of research just to make one dumb joke.
It's pathetic.
Like the Saints and MMORPG Soldiers post from last year. That was hard because I have never played World of Warcraft in my life.
And sometimes I go over and over the wording with Brother Sampson and then get embarrassed when I remember it's just a dumb pull-my-finger gag.
But anyway thank you.
We must be in sync cause I can tell if a man is paying when I see him pray too!
Sounds like you too have a finely tuned praydar.
Sometimes these bits of wisdom you share remind me of Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy. Funny stuff!
That's funny, 'cause when I saw your "mormon of the week," I thought to myself: "I think I must have 'Ricky Schro-dar'" because I can always recognize a Rick Schroder even when he is in disguise. Come to think of it, isn't that one of the gifts of the spirit?
I can tell a man who writes a hilarious religious blog.
(especially if I am reading it right now)
I'm concerned about Homer & Queen. Why is she paying to watch a man pray?
Didn't she say the man was paying when he prayed? Either way, I'm pretty sure it's priestcraft or something.
What's wierd is when a chick pings my praydar. What's up with that? Man, that's wierd.
-Adam Greenwood
sounds like my kids! "ryleigh's opening her eyes!"...duh, you're so telling on yourself that YOU have your eyen open too, child! lol!!
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