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Ya know the Schroedernacle really is useful. I thought that I'd learned everything there is to know about child rearing from Dr Spock and Barney Fife, and then Matsby transcends them all....
Great minds Sarah! I was thinking the same thing. I need to get more handkerchiefs and I'll just keep a few on me for "when the spirit calls" i'll "be prepared".
I did need to know if getting them wet and whipping them {ya know like with pool towels in "battles for righteousness" } is ok?
The song "Hosanna Shout at the Devil" by Motley Crue has just taken on a deeper spiritual meaning to me. I knew those guys weren't all that bad. Thanks for your insights!
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14 comments:
After posting this, I got that old Tears For Fears song stuck in my head.
You know, the one from that Mormon album they made?
"Hosanna Shout! Hosanna Shout! Let it all Hosanna out! There are the thing we can do without..."
Does this also work for Hallelujah? Or is that a little too Southern Baptist/heathen-ish?
Shouting Hallelujah? I don't think it works like that.
You can SING Hallelujah.
Especially if you're Brother Cale or Brother Buckley.
What about 'crying' as a form of yelling? Lots of crying in the BOM.
I thought of the Temptations version. You know they went LDS right? Gladys Knight shared the gospel with them.
"Well, you know you make me wanna Hosanna Shout! Kick my heels up and Hosanna Shout! Throw my hands up and Hosanna Shout..."
Ya know the Schroedernacle really is useful. I thought that I'd learned everything there is to know about child rearing from Dr Spock and Barney Fife, and then Matsby transcends them all....
Thanks, but I don't make the gospel, I only teach it.
Matsby, your post is really inspirational. Now I better understand the gospel.
Do you throw a white handkerchief at them while you shout Hosanna???
Great minds Sarah! I was thinking the same thing. I need to get more handkerchiefs and I'll just keep a few on me for "when the spirit calls" i'll "be prepared".
I did need to know if getting them wet and whipping them {ya know like with pool towels in "battles for righteousness" } is ok?
<--needs to learn how to italicize in comments.
Thanks I now see Tears for Fears in a different light. "Everbody Just Wants to Rule the World They Make"
Does " Horrah For Isreal" work?
What would happen if one Hosanna shouted AND dusted their feet off at a residence? I'm not sure but I think it'd be a sight to see...or hear?
Hosanna......I love you
You're the shout, the shout for me...
The song "Hosanna Shout at the Devil" by Motley Crue has just taken on a deeper spiritual meaning to me. I knew those guys weren't all that bad.
Thanks for your insights!
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