That's why I say we do things the way God intended and campaign for callings. With the promise of extended snack time and no scripture memorization, those CTR 6 groups are going to disband and unite behind a common leader:)
I tell you, Nursery is the greatest calling! Snack time every Sunday (except Fast Sunday) and you get to play for most of the time. And, if you're lucky, you don't get called to do things like speak in Sacrament meeting or become Bishop. Apparently, I did my job too well, because now I'm a ward secretary ):
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Its all about indoctrination. The earlier, the better.
That's why I say we do things the way God intended and campaign for callings. With the promise of extended snack time and no scripture memorization, those CTR 6 groups are going to disband and unite behind a common leader:)
Can't we just give them snacks? What are their parents for?
But they can look so cute in their little stormtrooper uniforms!
-Adam Greenwood
I tell you, Nursery is the greatest calling! Snack time every Sunday (except Fast Sunday) and you get to play for most of the time. And, if you're lucky, you don't get called to do things like speak in Sacrament meeting or become Bishop.
Apparently, I did my job too well, because now I'm a ward secretary ):
So, you guys are saying I shouldn't have been teaching the CTR 6 kids straight out of Mormon Doctrine?
Is there any 6 step programs for them we can use?
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