The scriptures teach that over time, many of the plain and precious truths were lost from the Bible (see 1Nephi:13). But luckily, modern day revelation has restored many of those lost scriptures - like Jeremiah’s prophecy about the Pogo Ball…
14. I saw a flat pedestal with two large round stones affixed to either side.
15. Upon this pedestal I did see a fifth grader who was using it to jump up and down.
16. And it came to pass that that kid did not have any friends. Yea verily, he was known in the land as kind of a dingleberry.
(that’s a scripture I found particularly easy to liken unto myself when I was a youth)