I always thought Hulk Hogan would make a good Mormon because he's always calling people "brother", but I guess he is probably hesitant to convert because if he was called to be Bishop, he would have to shave his mustache.
According to your poster, its "No Ho LDS barred"..what about non-ho LDS? p.s.- On a sidenote, my dad looks like Hulk Hogan. It's kick of kick-a awesome to be seen with a D-List celebrity look a like.
When I was in college as a joke, I used to tell people my mom was a pro-wrestler. Then one day I told some people and Brother “Superfly” Snuka’s daughter was in the group. She was very nice.
But my elders' quorum president has a moustache almost EXACTLY LIKE Brother Hogan's. I think he's actually taking the discussions right now. And next time you see him on "Brooke Knows Best," I bet one of his rings says "CTR" on it.
Why hasn't Brother Snuka converted Hulk Hogan and the Rock, yet? Should we revoke his Mormon of the Week, because he hasn't been doing his missionary work?
I mean, he could set it up so that every person he beats in a match has to be baptized right afterward.
And while he's at it, when they interview him and push the microphone in his face, he could gruffly look at the camera and say how he's tough because he's Mormon and no one does it better!
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I always thought Hulk Hogan would make a good Mormon because he's always calling people "brother", but I guess he is probably hesitant to convert because if he was called to be Bishop, he would have to shave his mustache.
What about Jimmy "Superfly" Snuka?
I would enjoy Bret "The High Priest" Hart. And "Sixteen Stones" Cold Steve Austin.
The Rock, of course, would be a great Mormon because that's where the wise man built his house.
According to your poster, its "No Ho LDS barred"..what about non-ho LDS? p.s.- On a sidenote, my dad looks like Hulk Hogan. It's kick of kick-a awesome to be seen with a D-List celebrity look a like.
Hey, you're right, Brother Vollman. Brother Snuka is a Mormon. In fact he'll have to be the next Mormon of the Week.
Too funny...I got nothin'...except bald guys...
I find it disturbing that you'd neglect the true Mormon wrestler as your favorite. Guys from Wyoming always finish last, I guess.
What about an easy one... Cactus Jack Mormon. He cheats by throwing caffeinated drink in your eyes.
My personal favorite is the Iron "Rod" Sheik.
Brother Snuka could do a haka every Sunday morning to get the crowd going....
Definitely. Nobody does a better haka than Snuka.
When I was in college as a joke, I used to tell people my mom was a pro-wrestler. Then one day I told some people and Brother “Superfly” Snuka’s daughter was in the group. She was very nice.
But my elders' quorum president has a moustache almost EXACTLY LIKE Brother Hogan's. I think he's actually taking the discussions right now. And next time you see him on "Brooke Knows Best," I bet one of his rings says "CTR" on it.
I'm just saying.
Why hasn't Brother Snuka converted Hulk Hogan and the Rock, yet? Should we revoke his Mormon of the Week, because he hasn't been doing his missionary work?
I mean, he could set it up so that every person he beats in a match has to be baptized right afterward.
And while he's at it, when they interview him and push the microphone in his face, he could gruffly look at the camera and say how he's tough because he's Mormon and no one does it better!
Billy Barty was a famous little person Mormon!
I don't know if he wrestled! But maybe? I found your blog while stalking, so naughty and I love it!
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