Thursday, October 22, 2009

Puns Of Perdition

I have an idea for a candy bar that would not only be chewy and delicious, but it would also help you to remember to keep the commandments. It’s called Charleston Chews The Right.

But that name is also very similar to the working title of a 1920s-inspired dance I am developing that would also help you remember to keep the commandments.

13 comments:

Papa D said...

Occasionally, I need to drop in and let you know that I think you are brilliant.

Love this post!

Patricia said...

you know that you now have a super fan in Madrid, do you?
Man, were have you been all this time?
Oh how I wish your humor was translatable... some mormons in Madrid would be having the best time ever.

Christy said...

Keep them coming, you always make my day!

miriam said...

I don't know. . .who's this charleston anyway? is it someone i want my children to be eating?

JAMIE said...

Let me know if the idea takes off. :)

pam said...

:) hut one, hut two, how 'bout a Charleston Chews the Right.

yep, I think it'll stick.

Damian said...

Remember, man is that he might have Almond Joys.

rameumptom said...

Can't you create something with less sugar and more fiber?

After all, don't forget that we were warned in 1998 by Elder Jeffrey Holland about spiritual twinkies!

Tania Jabonero said...

Love it!!!

Susan said...

Now you need that Guy from The New York Dolls to be Mormon of the Week. Just trying to be helpful it's in my nature!

Nancy Nina said...

Ewww! What's that goo on Bro. Marriott? Must be from some Priest activity.

Matsby said...

You see Sister Nina, Brother Marriott is very very wealthy. Sometimes the wealthy do things that we don't understand. Things I won't understand until the day I become rich. But then I'll be walking around with green gunk on me and baffled about why the poor people don't get it.

Those silly silly poor people with their little hopes and dreams and no green slime on their faces...

I will surely pity them.

Misty said...

Matsby, my friend, I don't know you personally but I like you. :} But I do know friends of yours personally who can vouch that I'm not a crazy stalker. Right Nina??