Someone really should put some WD40 on them or something, because it's kind of distracting.
Also I think it's time to refill my Risperidone prescription.
Sunday, December 20, 2009
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Yours say "shhhh", Ours say "Go Cougars!" No WD-40 allowed.
When our chapel doors say "Ssshhhh!", I think of the sliding doors in the second Airplane Movie, where William Shatner has to say "ssshhh" first for them to open/close.
Wouldn't it be cool if we entered the chapel doors and were beamed up to some space ship chapel in outer space? Of course, given how they landed ships in those movies, perhaps it would be better if we just were transported to the Bahamas, instead....
So glad I found your blog, it's hilarious. I about died when I read that you're white but not delightsome. Luckily I didn't, or I wouldn't have been able to leave you this comment so you would know who your new follower is.
Lecia,
Matsby no longer allows dead people to be fans of his website. From what I understand, they tend to creep him out. Plus they just don't stop pestering him when he's in the temple -
"Matsby, can you be baptized for me?"
"Matsby, have you finished my temple work?"
"Matsby, can I borrow $5?"
Too bad. But seriously, did Matsby die, or does he just have blogger's block?
There are no more Mormon jokes. I have run out. Sorry Lecia. But I am glad you found and like the blog.
oh man I am so glad you clarified that I thought they said "shh, we kill."
I haven't been taking the sacrament for over a year now.
Rameumpton - Hilarious!! Just wondering...what would a dead person need $5 for? Is there a cover charge to get into Heaven? Or are those spirits who were behind on their tithing before they passed who are doing some fundraising to help their cause on judgement day?
BTW - My chapel doors say something completely different. They say, "your skirt is tuckued in the waistband of your tights and your butt is hanging out for the entire ward to see." Unfortunately I thought the doors just said Squeeeeeak so I ignored them.
Oh yeah! Thanks for adding me to the Shroedernacle!! I am humbled and grateful. Does this mean I have another Sunday meeting to attend now?
My chapel doors softly echo the words of our prophet: "Doors were opened, hearts were touched, tears were shed, naps were taken..."
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