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16 comments:
That was pretty cool, wasn't it? I liked Elder C. Key Mahnster's talk on the Word of Wisdom.
Haha I am almost tempted to steal this....
Shoot you beat my friend and I's idea to do a post on Conference! Brilliant! Oh well, we're still doing it anyway. Keep the funny coming.
Oh...kay. Couldn't NOT comment on this one. I laughed outloud. Oh, I love the Count!
Love the COUNT!
So good.
ah ah ah ah.
Just great. Thanks for the chuckle.
I must've missed the number of the day. I don't remember noise-makers and hundreds of balloons falling from the ceiling of the tabernacle. Dang.
Ha! That is too funny.
Reminds me of the old Sesame Street song.
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I love how you don't take anything seriously.
hilarious. brilliant. love it,wish i had thought of it.
Okay, this is funny.
When I was on my mission in Germany, we spent several months hunting down long-inactive members and asking them if they would prefer to be excommunicated. We started every day with a District prayer, and then, to summon the proper spirit for our task, we shouted together: "EXCOMMUNICATE!" As our Mission President instructed us, we were purifying the Church so it could grow more in the future without all the dead weight. So, why no excommunication stats at General Conference? These could be inspiring? Or how about exorcisms?
funny,,,,
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