Saturday, April 3, 2010

General Conference Statistical Report

My favorite part of the spring general conference is hearing the church statistical report during the Saturday afternoon session. And it was so exciting to hear them this year from the new general authority...

2,865 stakes! Ah ah ah
344 missions! Ah ah ah
28,106 baptisms! Ah ah ah
130 temples! Ah ah ah

16 comments:

nathan said...

That was pretty cool, wasn't it? I liked Elder C. Key Mahnster's talk on the Word of Wisdom.

Konrad said...

Haha I am almost tempted to steal this....

Datin'Kait said...

Shoot you beat my friend and I's idea to do a post on Conference! Brilliant! Oh well, we're still doing it anyway. Keep the funny coming.

Charlotta-love said...

Oh...kay. Couldn't NOT comment on this one. I laughed outloud. Oh, I love the Count!

Kelly said...

Love the COUNT!

Kerri said...

So good.

eped said...

ah ah ah ah.

Jesse C said...

Just great. Thanks for the chuckle.

Anonymous said...

I must've missed the number of the day. I don't remember noise-makers and hundreds of balloons falling from the ceiling of the tabernacle. Dang.

Elizabeth Downie said...

Ha! That is too funny.

Dana Cheryl said...

Reminds me of the old Sesame Street song.

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Chrissy said...

I love how you don't take anything seriously.

singlemormonchick said...

hilarious. brilliant. love it,wish i had thought of it.

Melissa J. Cunningham said...

Okay, this is funny.

Poor Little Critter on the Road said...

When I was on my mission in Germany, we spent several months hunting down long-inactive members and asking them if they would prefer to be excommunicated. We started every day with a District prayer, and then, to summon the proper spirit for our task, we shouted together: "EXCOMMUNICATE!" As our Mission President instructed us, we were purifying the Church so it could grow more in the future without all the dead weight. So, why no excommunication stats at General Conference? These could be inspiring? Or how about exorcisms?

judulskripsiti said...

funny,,,,