"From my earliest years the importance of choosing the right was imprinted firmly in my mind. Not just by loving parents and leaders, but by Big John Jorgensen's brass CTR knuckles any time I wouldn't give him my lunch money." --Elder Ralphie Kimball, October 1926 Conference Report
Today in juvenile court a girl was in for having brass knuckles at school. I showed this picture to the defense attorney and explained that the only way any kid would get out of that sort of weapons charge is if they had these brass knuckles.
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23 comments:
brilliant
I like and recomend to friends.
You always make my day.
I want this. It would go well with my shaved head and goatee. Not to mention the thuggish non-white shirts I wear on Sundays.
Oh, my son will be so mad that someone beat him to getting one of those made...he fancies himself a Mormon gansta. (insert motherly eye roll here)
Clobber The Rongdoers.
All the Straight Edgers are going to want these.
AWESOME
I want one so bad. I am going to contact my old deseret Book friends and see if they will start selling them.
All I can think of when I see that is, "Feel the gospel!"
Effing inspirational man. Where do you find this shiz?
I don't, Brother Brock. I make it.
I really want one of these, please tell me it's real!
Nope sorry. That's my real brother and those are my real brass knuckles, but the rest is Photoshop magic.
My favorite blog of all times. If I had to choose between you and BoH, well sorry Septimus.
Well thanks. I'm glad you like it.
I just found you and LOVE your blog! You are hilarious!!! :)
And I LOVE the bling!!! LOL
"From my earliest years the importance of choosing the right was imprinted firmly in my mind. Not just by loving parents and leaders, but by Big John Jorgensen's brass CTR knuckles any time I wouldn't give him my lunch money." --Elder Ralphie Kimball, October 1926 Conference Report
genius! one of those things that you wonder why some other funny genius didnt think of it before. awesome. thanks for the laugh,.
Today in juvenile court a girl was in for having brass knuckles at school. I showed this picture to the defense attorney and explained that the only way any kid would get out of that sort of weapons charge is if they had these brass knuckles.
its very nice
"I'm a thug, a bully, a street fighter...and I'm a Mormon!"
Brother no true mormon is any of these horrible things..stop trying to be hip and just be a mormon.
thug = bad
bully = bad
street fighter = bad
to be mormon = more good
Being a mormon honest and true is the coolest thing in the world.
You are an idiot.
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