Friday, October 29, 2010

This Year For Halloween, We're Giving Out The New Church Pamphlet

"We solemnly proclaim that marriage between a man who has a pet lion and a woman who can light candles with her fingertips is altogether ooky."

17 comments:

Ann Best said...

I love this!!
Ann

Matsby said...

Thanks, Sister Best.

Syphax said...

Wow, you managed to make the Salt Lake Temple look like a creepy haunted castle... congrats.

larryco_ said...

I think I would give up all of my sister wives to be married to Morticia.

rocslinger said...

What exactly is ooky, other than a word that rhymes with kooky?

FluffyChicky said...

Now, that is a proclamation that I can give my total support to!

Matsby said...

Rocslinger,

Ooky is an ancient Hebrew word with means creepy. When it's translated into Spanish, the word is Unsettelito which means "a little unsettling".

Chrissy said...

Think about the pranks Thing could play during sacrament.

sarah said...

I think I saw them at church last week. I also saw Patrick Swayze complete with feathered hair.

Mormon Surrogate said...

This is awesome.
:)

Anonymous said...

I have two things to leave with you.

"God will not be mocked"
and
"Fools mock, but they shall mourn"

Matsby said...

I have two things to leave with you.

It's just a TV show! I seriously don't think it's a sin to have a laugh about the Addam's Family.

and

It's not mocking.

Melody said...

Where's the "like" button. Cracked me up.

Dr. Dave said...
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Dr. Dave said...

Chrissy, as a left hand, can Thing worthily partake of the sacrament?

http://bit.ly/hIdjTn

Elizabeth Downie said...

Hahaha, this is hilarious!

judulskripsiti said...

wow,,,,, like it