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"Because you're mine, I walk to Missouri"
Think of if the internet had existed when we were in high school. You would have been the most popular guy there.
But if I wasn't miserable and lonely in high school, I wouldn't have needed humor as a defense mechanism, so I probably wouldn't be very funny.
And now that I think about it, I was kind of popular in high school - among a certain demographic (cretins, lowlifes, ne'erdowells, the swim team, etc).
In the land of the scumbags, the man who bathes twice a week is the king.
also:
I fell down into a ring of fire,
I went down, down, down, and the flames went higher,
Good thing I paid my tithing.
You may be right. Who knows, you may have used humor as an offense mechanism, and that would not have ended well.
I am so singing that when I got to Reno this summer.
I think you are brilliant. I love reading all your posts.
Highcouncilman.
LOVE your blog!!! I laugh myself silly when I read it. Thanks!
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