Monday, May 2, 2011

Possible Lyric Johnny Cash Might Sing During The Millennium

"I shot a man in Reno just to watch him change in the twinkling of an eye."

10 comments:

Matsby said...

Also

"Because you're mine, I walk to Missouri"

Ben said...

Think of if the internet had existed when we were in high school. You would have been the most popular guy there.

Matsby said...

But if I wasn't miserable and lonely in high school, I wouldn't have needed humor as a defense mechanism, so I probably wouldn't be very funny.

Matsby said...

And now that I think about it, I was kind of popular in high school - among a certain demographic (cretins, lowlifes, ne'erdowells, the swim team, etc).

In the land of the scumbags, the man who bathes twice a week is the king.

Rusty! said...

also:

I fell down into a ring of fire,
I went down, down, down, and the flames went higher,
Good thing I paid my tithing.

Ben said...

You may be right. Who knows, you may have used humor as an offense mechanism, and that would not have ended well.

David J. West said...

I am so singing that when I got to Reno this summer.

Snej said...

I think you are brilliant. I love reading all your posts.

Adam Greenwood said...

Highcouncilman.

Sarah said...

LOVE your blog!!! I laugh myself silly when I read it. Thanks!