Wednesday, October 12, 2011

This Year For Halloween, We're Giving Out Mormon Laffy Taffy

Which is basically the same thing as regular Laffy Taffy, but the Halloween-themed jokes that are not only funny, they also help you feel the spirit. Jokes like...

What is a ghosts' favorite book of scripture?
- The
Boo! k of Mormon.

What tribe did the lycanthrope's patriarchal blessing say he was from?

What is the living corpse's favorite teaching from the New Testament?
- The

Where did the goblin get his endowments taken out?
- The
Orc Mountain Temple.

What is the vampire's least favorite church meeting?
Stake Conference.

What is Brother Matsby's least favorite church meeting?
Also Stake Conference.

Seriously, what is up with Stake Conference?
I don't know.

They're like delicious pass along cards!


Matsby said...

Chew, ponder, and pray.

Scott said...

The jokes started out so-so, but I was laughing out loud by the end. The vampire stake conference joke is awesome. Great stuff as usual.

Bjorge Queen said...

I want conference LOL cats. I'm losing patience.

Scott B. said...

That Scott guy--whoever he is--says basically what I was going to say.

April said...

Loved this. By the way, your post is linked to as "Best of the Blogs" today:

Matsby said...

Wow. LDS living? That's a new one. But that's cool. Thanks for the heads-up.

Lyssa Eldredge said...

I'm with BQ; need moar CG LOLcats! ;)

Bradley said...

These are hilarious! Thanks for sharing--I can't stop laughing!