Which is basically the same thing as regular Laffy Taffy, but the Halloween-themed jokes that are not only funny, they also help you feel the spirit. Jokes like...What is a ghosts' favorite book of scripture?
- The Boo! k of Mormon.
What tribe did the lycanthrope's patriarchal blessing say he was from?
- Wolf-Manassa.
What is the living corpse's favorite teaching from the New Testament?
- The Zom-beattitudes.
Where did the goblin get his endowments taken out?
- The Orc Mountain Temple.
What is the vampire's least favorite church meeting?
- Stake Conference.
What is Brother Matsby's least favorite church meeting?
- Also Stake Conference.
Seriously, what is up with Stake Conference?
- I don't know.
They're like delicious pass along cards!
8 comments:
Chew, ponder, and pray.
The jokes started out so-so, but I was laughing out loud by the end. The vampire stake conference joke is awesome. Great stuff as usual.
I want conference LOL cats. I'm losing patience.
That Scott guy--whoever he is--says basically what I was going to say.
Loved this. By the way, your post is linked to as "Best of the Blogs" today: http://www.ldsliving.com/topic/blogs
Wow. LDS living? That's a new one. But that's cool. Thanks for the heads-up.
I'm with BQ; need moar CG LOLcats! ;)
These are hilarious! Thanks for sharing--I can't stop laughing!
Bradley
mormonmarket.com
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