Which is basically the same thing as regular Laffy Taffy, but the Halloween-themed jokes that are not only funny, they also help you feel the spirit. Jokes like...
What is a ghosts' favorite book of scripture?
- The Boo! k of Mormon.
What tribe did the lycanthrope's patriarchal blessing say he was from?
What is the living corpse's favorite teaching from the New Testament?
- The Zom-beattitudes.
Where did the goblin get his endowments taken out?
- The Orc Mountain Temple.
What is the vampire's least favorite church meeting?
- Stake Conference.
What is Brother Matsby's least favorite church meeting?
- Also Stake Conference.
Seriously, what is up with Stake Conference?
- I don't know.
They're like delicious pass along cards!