Wednesday, October 12, 2011

This Year For Halloween, We're Giving Out Mormon Laffy Taffy

Which is basically the same thing as regular Laffy Taffy, but the Halloween-themed jokes that are not only funny, they also help you feel the spirit. Jokes like...

What is a ghosts' favorite book of scripture?
- The
Boo! k of Mormon.

What tribe did the lycanthrope's patriarchal blessing say he was from?
-
Wolf-Manassa.

What is the living corpse's favorite teaching from the New Testament?
- The
Zom-beattitudes.

Where did the goblin get his endowments taken out?
- The
Orc Mountain Temple.

What is the vampire's least favorite church meeting?
-
Stake Conference.

What is Brother Matsby's least favorite church meeting?
-
Also Stake Conference.

Seriously, what is up with Stake Conference?
-
I don't know.

They're like delicious pass along cards!

8 comments:

Matsby said...

Chew, ponder, and pray.

Scott said...

The jokes started out so-so, but I was laughing out loud by the end. The vampire stake conference joke is awesome. Great stuff as usual.

Bjorge Queen said...

I want conference LOL cats. I'm losing patience.

Scott B. said...

That Scott guy--whoever he is--says basically what I was going to say.

April said...

Loved this. By the way, your post is linked to as "Best of the Blogs" today: http://www.ldsliving.com/topic/blogs

Matsby said...

Wow. LDS living? That's a new one. But that's cool. Thanks for the heads-up.

Lyssa Eldredge said...

I'm with BQ; need moar CG LOLcats! ;)

Bradley said...

These are hilarious! Thanks for sharing--I can't stop laughing!


Bradley
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