Comments on My Religious Blog: Classic Mormon Vaudeville Routine

Whom sayeth among you that is on third base? "I a...

2009-08-05T15:02:18.880-07:00

Whom sayeth among you that is on third base?

"I am"

Who?

"I am, the great I am".

(said with a Popeye voice, for effect)

A friend of mine used to comment that LDS hymns ca...

2009-07-23T09:12:47.535-07:00

A friend of mine used to comment that LDS hymns can be divided into two categories: spirtual songs and pirate songs. "Who's on the Lord's Side" is definitely a pirate song.

I won't sing that song. Ever.

2009-07-20T10:23:58.941-07:00

I won't sing that song. Ever.

it's a little known fact that the second "who" in ...

2009-07-20T04:52:20.507-07:00

it's a little known fact that the second "who" in this hymn is supposed to be sung in a high-pitched and sustained manner a la Little Richard.

so it's like "Who's on the Lord's Side WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

(though for the record, I never did hug them)

2009-07-19T20:57:23.916-07:00

(though for the record, I never did hug them)

You're right Sister Nina, I was being a bit extrem...

2009-07-19T20:57:03.041-07:00

You're right Sister Nina, I was being a bit extreme when I said Sister Adams was inactive.

Activity is all relative. For instance she may be less active than, say, a General Authority - but she is more active than say someone who hasn't been to church in over 30 years.

And I also agree with you, Anonymous (though I don't agree with your being anonymous). I also wish there was a fat GA. I know the two best bishops I've ever had have been really large old guys - so spiritual, so loving, so huggable...

Bring back the days of fat and skinny GAs, says I....

2009-07-19T19:27:10.298-07:00

Bring back the days of fat and skinny GAs, says I.

Uh, sorry, I know it's Matsby

2009-07-19T09:43:38.734-07:00

Uh, sorry, I know it's Matsby

Matsy, I believe the correct phrase in reference t...

2009-07-19T09:42:47.661-07:00

Matsy, I believe the correct phrase in reference to Amy Adams is "less active" not inactive. It may have been 23 years since Sister Adams was last seen at Sacrament Meeting, but let's not peg her "inactive" just yet.

Also, my friend always thought the hymn, "Nay, Speak No Ill" was 'Nay, Speak Number 3"...she always wondered where No. 1 and No. 2 were...

Sister Annabg, how can you hate one of the holy hy...

2009-07-17T18:40:49.197-07:00

Sister Annabg, how can you hate one of the holy hymns? That just doesn't seem right.

Now, now, Let Us Oft Speak Kind Words To Each Othe...

2009-07-17T12:47:28.978-07:00

Now, now, Let Us Oft Speak Kind Words To Each Other

I. hate. that. song.

2009-07-17T10:12:41.636-07:00

I. hate. that. song.

I think no matter what hymn you're singing, that's...

2009-07-16T18:02:06.476-07:00

I think no matter what hymn you're singing, that's a good attitude to go into it with.

True story: I remember on my mission (I can't beli...

2009-07-16T11:21:43.927-07:00

True story: I remember on my mission (I can't believe I'm using that phrase) but we were starting this song in Sacrament and it didn't sound too hot. The choirist made us stop and said something to the tune of, "That sounded terrible. Let's start over and show the Lord's who's on his side."

Comedy gold has been struck yet again.

2009-07-16T11:20:01.156-07:00

Comedy gold has been struck yet again.

excellent.

2009-07-16T06:09:11.403-07:00

excellent.

That would be awesome. As long as you come back an...

2009-07-15T22:06:32.020-07:00

That would be awesome. As long as you come back and let us know how it goes. Even if it doesn't go over well.

I was so looking for a freaking awesome skit for t...

2009-07-15T20:16:44.865-07:00

I was so looking for a freaking awesome skit for the ward campout, ya mind? I'll totally write your blog address in the dirt with rocks or something cool.

Ever since I put this up yesterday, I've had the h...

2009-07-15T18:51:11.150-07:00

Ever since I put this up yesterday, I've had the hymn stuck in my head. But I can't remember the tune, so I've been singing it to the tune of Who Let The Dogs Out.

"Who's on the Lord's side? Who who who who! Who's on the Lord's side? Who who who who!"

What's the name of the guy NOT on the Lord's side?...

2009-07-15T10:14:28.447-07:00

What's the name of the guy NOT on the Lord's side?

Has "Izzie" been a Mormon of the Week yet? This po...

2009-07-15T10:06:13.118-07:00

Has "Izzie" been a Mormon of the Week yet? This post reminds me of the old Road Shows...

If we ever have another Stake Film Festival, I am ...

2009-07-14T20:08:53.432-07:00

If we ever have another Stake Film Festival, I am totally going to use this.

Oh, Say What Is Truth?

2009-07-14T20:05:42.519-07:00

Oh, Say What Is Truth?

Yep, she's one of us. Maybe a little inactive now,...

2009-07-14T19:32:57.209-07:00

Yep, she's one of us. Maybe a little inactive now, but who isn't a little inactive to some degree or another?

It sure was. (Wipes away a tear) And Amy Adams wa...

2009-07-14T19:30:08.022-07:00

It sure was. (Wipes away a tear)

And Amy Adams was ever in the Church? Thats a new one to me.