Comments on My Religious Blog: If I Could Hie To Kolob, I Would Choose Not To

“And I Abraham…saw the stars, that they were very ...

2010-06-25T18:50:48.009-07:00

“And I Abraham…saw the stars, that they were very great, and that one of them was nearest unto the throne of God…and the name of the great one is Kolob, because it is near unto me, for I am the Lord thy God: I have set this one to govern all those which belong to the same order of that upon which thou standest. And the Lord said unto me, by the Urim and Thummim, that Kolob was after the manner of the Lord.” The Book of Abraham, Translated from Papyrus by Joseph Smith, 1878 edition.

Okay, seriously my new favorite blog...short, swee...

2009-09-06T19:19:51.846-07:00

Okay, seriously my new favorite blog...short, sweet and true.

I wish I could hike to Kolob Canyon (in central Ut...

2009-08-06T20:15:55.501-07:00

I wish I could hike to Kolob Canyon (in central Utah) in the twinkling of an eye.

What the FETCH! Kolob Canyon is above Cedar City North of St G.

Been to many a family reunion up there. It that was heaven on earth then we got jipped.

BTW Kolob is not in my Firefox dictionary ergo it is not real.

Perry

Why oh Why had I not found this blog sooner! Your...

2009-07-29T09:07:19.714-07:00

Why oh Why had I not found this blog sooner! Your sense of humor is right up my alley! Thank you for the laughs!

But if you were an astronaut, at least you could r...

2009-07-19T19:29:38.789-07:00

But if you were an astronaut, at least you could record yourself . . .

-Adam Greenwood

Thank you for being.

2009-07-17T10:13:47.195-07:00

Thank you for being.

That's a great compliment, Sister Angie. Thank you...

2009-07-16T17:58:23.959-07:00

That's a great compliment, Sister Angie. Thank you.

Yours is one of the few blogs that actually make m...

2009-07-16T13:32:12.838-07:00

Yours is one of the few blogs that actually make me laugh out loud. Thanks.

Couldn't we at least spice up the song? "If you...

2009-07-15T10:20:48.669-07:00

Couldn't we at least spice up the song?

"If you could Hie to Kolob..." (tune: Rocketman).

I wish I could hike to Kolob Canyon (in central Ut...

2009-07-14T12:13:05.316-07:00

I wish I could hike to Kolob Canyon (in central Utah) in the twinkling of an eye.

And all this time I thought Utah WAS Kolob...time ...

2009-07-13T20:24:25.385-07:00

And all this time I thought Utah WAS Kolob...time for a testimony check...

I'm not Brother Brock (you mean the Pioneer Foodie...

2009-07-12T16:56:13.367-07:00

I'm not Brother Brock (you mean the Pioneer Foodie Brock?) He seems like a cool guy, but no, it's just me Matsby.

Great comments guys. Especially Laury. Very funny!

And Brother Holdinator, what's the name of that book. It sounds ridiculous - I mean interesting.

Well, Andi, you know what they say....We think we'...

2009-07-12T16:27:42.390-07:00

Well, Andi, you know what they say....We think we're the only ones who'll get there.

Is this your blog, Brock? The pic. resembles a bit...

2009-07-12T16:26:15.739-07:00

Is this your blog, Brock? The pic. resembles a bit, but not sure! lol

very funny!

2009-07-12T16:24:05.797-07:00

very funny!

Once I tried to use my phone to say Hi to Kolob, b...

2009-07-12T02:49:56.796-07:00

Once I tried to use my phone to say Hi to Kolob, but I kept getting a busy signal.

The rumor is that the Kolob isn't going to make th...

2009-07-11T17:00:07.305-07:00

The rumor is that the Kolob isn't going to make the cut when the next hymnbook comes out! Really. It's a conspiracy to keep the location of Kolob a secret.

Everyone knows Kolob is located somewhere around N...

2009-07-11T00:36:14.396-07:00

Everyone knows Kolob is located somewhere around Newark..lucky for us EastCoasters..we won't have to hie..we can just take a bus or something:)

I just read a book that in all seriousness attempt...

2009-07-10T06:46:31.764-07:00

I just read a book that in all seriousness attempted to map the location of Kolob (it's in the middle of the Milky Way Galazy, FYI).

Has Rick Searfoss been excommunicated yet? If not...

2009-07-09T13:02:22.645-07:00

Has Rick Searfoss been excommunicated yet? If not, isn't it about time?

Discuss.

Being an astronaut goes against a lot of what we b...

2009-07-09T12:21:08.609-07:00

Being an astronaut goes against a lot of what we believe, like not getting high. I'm pretty sure space is as high as one can get.